It's sad that you probably won't return to see my reply, but well, it's just too much fun to let go. So, dear idiot, here goes:
1. Oh wow, you almost totally disguised your shameless promotion as a legitimate comment! Congrats! You're that much closer to not looking like a self-serving hack.
2. Obviously the review must not have been that informative if it didn't tell you that I actually don't care for chick-lit and, having googled the monstrosity of a book you're trying to hock, would have no interest in such a literary travesty. I read the product description on Amazon. I LOL'ed and then I LOL'ed harder and then I felt sorry for you. Your fail is showing.
3. You're seriously trying to pimp a book published with Eloquent Books up in here? Are you DAFT, bitch? They're about as big a scam as PublishAmerica. Try to sell me some watches from inside your coat pocket while you're at it.
4. The word is iNformative, not "imformative". You're insulting me with blatant typos? Can you not operate spellcheck, bitchface? I withdraw the question. You published with a scam artist. Obviously, you're not the sharpest knife in the draw, are ya?
5. Love the unsigned anonymity you got going on there. You stay classy, Anonymous.
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Date: 2009-08-12 07:36 pm (UTC)1. Oh wow, you almost totally disguised your shameless promotion as a legitimate comment! Congrats! You're that much closer to not looking like a self-serving hack.
2. Obviously the review must not have been that informative if it didn't tell you that I actually don't care for chick-lit and, having googled the monstrosity of a book you're trying to hock, would have no interest in such a literary travesty. I read the product description on Amazon. I LOL'ed and then I LOL'ed harder and then I felt sorry for you. Your fail is showing.
3. You're seriously trying to pimp a book published with Eloquent Books up in here? Are you DAFT, bitch? They're about as big a scam as PublishAmerica. Try to sell me some watches from inside your coat pocket while you're at it.
4. The word is iNformative, not "imformative". You're insulting me with blatant typos? Can you not operate spellcheck, bitchface? I withdraw the question. You published with a scam artist. Obviously, you're not the sharpest knife in the draw, are ya?
5. Love the unsigned anonymity you got going on there. You stay classy, Anonymous.
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