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Buttocks, O My Buttocks.
Ah, buttocks.
The forgetten heroes in the war against writer's block.
Also, why you don't see a lot of bestselling supermodel authors. It's hard to write on a stairmaster. You can try, but I don't fancy your chances.
In other news: what the frell were the people who designed this chair thinking? This chair cannot possibly be intended for use by people with asses.
The first thing I sell, I'm using it to buy a new chair.
The forgetten heroes in the war against writer's block.
Also, why you don't see a lot of bestselling supermodel authors. It's hard to write on a stairmaster. You can try, but I don't fancy your chances.
In other news: what the frell were the people who designed this chair thinking? This chair cannot possibly be intended for use by people with asses.
The first thing I sell, I'm using it to buy a new chair.