Buttocks, O My Buttocks.

Ah, buttocks.

The forgetten heroes in the war against writer's block.

Also, why you don't see a lot of bestselling supermodel authors. It's hard to write on a stairmaster. You can try, but I don't fancy your chances.

In other news: what the frell were the people who designed this chair thinking? This chair cannot possibly be intended for use by people with asses.

The first thing I sell, I'm using it to buy a new chair.