Ah, McSweeney's, how you tell the truth

The best summary of "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe" (or C.S. Lewis's thinking) I've ever seen:

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I'm a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

Lewis just really never grew out of his "eww, girl cooties" stage, did he?