A moment of "oh, no they didn't!"

Urban fantasy author J.F. Lewis gets booted out of his church because of the novel he wrote.

Yes, this guy was kicked out of his church for writing a novel about vampires and "committing the sins contained within it".

I don't know where to start with the facepalm and the headdesk, but let me enumerate my bewilderment list style

( Mah list of reasons why this is both stupid AND wrong )