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So, in my novel there's a part where a character asks another character if he can use her bathroom.

Well, in the midst of all this talk, I decided *I* needed to use the bathroom. So I got up from my computer and what do I find:

"Sure, just take no mind of the monkey on the counter. He is just the washroom attendant, be sure to tip him a banana and he will be happy."

As much as I would love to let the monkey remain, alas, it doesn't belong in this novel.
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