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megwrites ([personal profile] megwrites) wrote2008-01-17 07:26 am
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Upon browsing in "tha BN" (that's Barnes & Noble to the rest of you)

Yesterday I was, as I am often want to do, in Barnes & Noble because it's exactly two buildings down from where I work and I do get a lunch hour and lo, I am a *gigantic nerd*.

So I find myself in the SF&F, as I am also often want to do. And I'm doing what I like to call "grazing". I go, find a book that looks shiny, pick it up, give it a whirl for a chapter or two, see if anything gives me the jollies.

And I noticed, while I was browsing along, that there are a hell of a lot of novels that are about people having to save their kingdoms and they all sort of read the same. It's like a "saving the kingdom" subgenre. There's always a fight between two complicated factions with funny names who's histories and intrigues are kind of overdeveloped, and it's always a kingdom.

It's never someone trying to save the anarcho-syndicalist commune or the autonomous collective. No, no. It must be a kingdom.

Which made me wonder - maybe the reason we're (by that I mean mostly Americans) having such a problem convincing parts of the world that democracy is this great thing is because we're secretly a little uneasy about it ourselves?

We're awfully fond of kingdoms and empires which are, by their nature, dictatorships and the opposite of democracy. Makes me think of that Willie Nelson song, "Cowboys are secretly, frequently fond of each other", except replace cowboys with "Americans" and "romanticized monarchies".

Socio-political anxieties about the uncomfortable ramifications of true democracy as expressed through fantasy fiction, Y/N?

Ooh, ooh - AND - there's always a map. I just noticed that. There's always a map and I have never seen a map in a book that I actually needed or that was interesting. It's mostly "here are some mountains with romantic names" and "here are some rivers with equally romantic names" and in between is a bunch of pleasantly beige space that's about the color of wheat and parchment and possibly strained pears.

[identity profile] kara-gnome.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, your song for the day is "Bad to the Bone"

Great post! Oh, and you'd have to add that the books are three inches thick. With two sequels, or maybe three.

[identity profile] fiction-theory.livejournal.com 2008-01-17 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wheeee! I get a theme song! How come I get a theme song and why "Bad to the Bone"?

Oh, and you'd have to add that the books are three inches thick. With two sequels, or maybe three.

Or ten which continue on endlessly and never wrap up their threads and have the same kind of title which are vaguely heroic sounding. Usually the words "wolf" and "king" and "dark"/"light" come into play. Sword is also popular, as is the word "gods" and any permutation thereof.

I hope nobody gets offended at this though.

I kid because I love. Really, though. If I have to read fiction that has a formula? I'd rather my formula include dragons and mages.

Although maybe we could put a moriatorium on the use of "mages" for a while, because that word is quickly getting on my nerves. Apparently there's ALWAYS A POWERFUL MAGE as well as a kingdom.


[identity profile] kara-gnome.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, mages are a must-have, I guess. I've never been able to get through fat fantasy. My sister loves it, but I have a hard time. More of a short story girl, I guess.

Oh, bad to the bone, because your comments about kingdoms and all were so delightfully pithy, and I'd just listened to that song a few minutes before. :-) It's a nice thing; though I guess it's sort of an old(er) lady thing, now.