God, She wants to do Vegas. She likes that bridge of the Enterprise thing, and I'm all no, no, no! If I get married *again* I wanna dress up like a snowbeast. I tried reasoning with her. Look, I said, you only do this 1 to 5 times in your life. But she just laughed.

She suggested Hawaii as a compromise. She used to live there. She said she could show me around. And she says there's really good weed there. Honestly, potheads. I'll just stick to the fruity little rum drinks.

lol I see you have forgotten about Suck Day.