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Dear Writer Who Made the Snarky Comment About Romance Novels and the Readers Thereof,



I usually try not to be this crude, but I feel that for your completely wrong headed statement about an entire genre and the people who enjoy that genre, you've earned a giant FUCK YOU.

Let me repeat that. Fuck you. With a rusty gardening implement.

I get it, romance isn't your thing. I have no issue with that. Romance isn't everyone's cup of tea, just as mystery and science fiction aren't either. And you could have said as much in an infinitely more polite way than you did.

But, no. You had to be clever about it. Because making fun of other people's tastes is a good way to show just how smart and funny you are, isn't it? Wait, it's not. It just makes you come off as being snotty and unpleasant, and I suspect that you actually are that snotty and unpleasant.

Romance is some folks' favorite genre to read and write (some of those people I call friend, too), and those people aren't any less intelligent, less sensitive or less sophisticated than you. Neither are their books. You may feel that you can divide the world up into Big Important Tragical Literature and Stupid Books For Stupid People - but it doesn't work like that.

Trust me, to someone else out there, you and your genre look rather pathetic and bewildering. You wouldn't appreciate it if they made rude remarks about the people who read and write in your genre. So why in the world would you do that exact same thing to someone else?

Oh, right. Snotty and unpleasant. Sorry, I forgot about that for a moment.

I realize I won't change your opinion about romance and frankly I don't want to. I don't care whether you like it or not. I just would appreciate it if you refrained from sterotyping and insulting those that do. So maybe you could consider making less stupid comments or at least thinking about the comments you make a little longer before you hit the enter key.

Have A Merry Fuck You,
Meg

PS - While we're throwing snarky comments around, I read your material and you have bugger all to get smug about.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fashionista-35.livejournal.com
Oooh, oooh... I'm already in a cranky mood. Tell me where I can read this asshattery so I can go medieval too.

Date: 2008-12-02 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kara-gnome.livejournal.com
Good for you. Romance writers and readers are among the funniest, smartest, and nicest people on the planet.

I've tried writing romances more than once, and somehow don't have the knack of putting all my romantic stories into words, which is so too bad! It takes a lot of talent--anyway, that's not the point, which, good for you.

And it's no surprise regarding the PS, no surprise at all.

Date: 2008-12-02 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denoue-moi.livejournal.com
Not that I'd ever defend this jerk, but I have never read a romance novel that I've liked. I want to. So if you have any recs.... :)

I'm currently reading this horrible lesbian Christmas erotica called Dyke the Halls. Yeah, I know. And it is so ghastly it almost makes me never want to have lesbian sex ever again.

Almost. Seriously. "Her woman juices exploded." Really? Really.

Date: 2008-12-03 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irysangel.livejournal.com
This shit totally makes my head explode! *foams at the mouth*

I really, really really really really get angry when people knock romance. Someone told me on my journal the other day that they 'pitied' me because I was 'missing out on some good books' and I JUST ABOUT LOST MY SHIT.

So I'm feeling ya. :)

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