In reference to my entry

Dear Agent I Will Not Name,

( In short: now you're the one who's doing it wrong )

No Love,
This Writer

PS - Also? Your "let's post examples of bad queries and laugh at them" game is so 2005. Bitch, please. Get a new schtick.

PPS - May you get nothing but queries written in crayon for the next calendar year.

PPPS - I looked you up, just out of curiosity. Apparently your turnaround time is way worse than average. Hmm. Wonder where all your time goes.

PPPPS - You and this guy should get together. You'd like each other.

It's just too sunny to be this gloomy

Man, oh, man but I need some positivity to combat the recent streak of negative things in this blog.

All right, f-list, I have an assignment for you. Tell me what you're most excited about in the project you're currently working on. Share your most favorite line or paragraph or bit of what you're working on. If you've got some good news, sing it.

If you're not working on a project, or not the writer type, tell me about a book you've read recently and loved (or just any book you've loved) or maybe an author who's coming out with a book soon that you're excited about. What's hitting your literary happy buttons these days?

In fact, tell me anything good!

And since it's not fair to give an assignment that you don't do yourself, I'll start off.

I'm psyched that I'm nearly to the end of the revisions of the Tower!Guy novel, because then I can do the final line edits and send it off out into the wild blue yonder to make it's fortune. I'm excited by the outlining of the sequel I'm doing, because I get to really get things hopping in the next book. Intrigue! Dragons! Sex! Confusion! Confusion about Sex! Spells gone wrong! Invisible bicycles!

I'm also psyched about my oh-so-devious plans for April, which I still will not share. Not yet, but soon, my dearies. Soon. *strokes pretend evil furry cat* *ignores not-so-pretend double entendre*