If you're wondering why all the win is gone from the internet...

[megwrites]

matociquala took it. It's over here.

And I quote:

"Imagine a world in which we were all writing novels instead of pissing on each other on the internets."

A brilliant utopian vision if ever there was one.

I have a theory now: those who can, get published. Those who can't, just piss around in the series of magical tubes that is the interwebs like demented little hamsters.